He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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