First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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