vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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