she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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