Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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