brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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