I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
