Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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