All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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