How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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