doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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