Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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