dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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