no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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