I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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