Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
