This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
The feeling are messing with the penis
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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