At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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