You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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