oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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