but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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