I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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