ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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