There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I want to fling myself into the sun
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Randomize
