He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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