actually, I'm a sock model
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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