: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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