its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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