and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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