I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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