fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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