Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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