i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Your penis caused this!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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