..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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