found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm going to jail i love you
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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