I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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