i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Ladies don't puke and tell
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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