Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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