You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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