: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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