Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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