ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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