it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
