I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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