After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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