great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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