What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
This is my gift to your gina
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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