For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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