Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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