It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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