do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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