There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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