I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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