FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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